why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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