God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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