You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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