Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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