so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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