i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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