i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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