Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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