So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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