Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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