it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.