it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.