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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(201): whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc http://tfl.nu/bhl3

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Do you remember last night at all? Be honest

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I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.

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(703): Do you remember last night at all? Be honest (215): I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps. http://tfl.nu/7u3j

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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.

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(917): OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE. http://tfl.nu/leeu

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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(216): I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking. http://tfl.nu/dn0l

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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(925): We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation? http://tfl.nu/efhg

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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.

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(541): I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago. http://tfl.nu/gs96

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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.

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(770): I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon. http://tfl.nu/qalv

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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.

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(717): We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation. http://tfl.nu/p6jv

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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?

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(716): I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle? http://tfl.nu/vxb0

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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(215): i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you http://tfl.nu/4yxe

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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!

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dude. im stealing that.

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(443): i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS! (410): dude. im stealing that. http://tfl.nu/qlpb

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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.

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Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.

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(908): You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night. (732): Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming. http://tfl.nu/bgum

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(406): View more from Montana

We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.

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(406): We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday. http://tfl.nu/u1e7

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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

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(412): I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left http://tfl.nu/b3w5

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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"

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(250): I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast" http://tfl.nu/5ifs

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