i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie