just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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