so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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