yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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