It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just found puke in my bra..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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