I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize