Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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