what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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