Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.