Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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(703): View more from Virginia

I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.

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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(309): View more from Illinois

I learned to sign I want to be on you today

(1-309): View more from Illinois

Score

(309): View more from Illinois

Deaf chicks here I come

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(905): View more from Toronto

found the other keg... it's in the tree

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(716): View more from New York

I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.

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(239): View more from Florida

You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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(716): View more from New York

Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.

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