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• (559): View more from California

  yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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• (850): View more from Florida

  hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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  not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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  i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  FIrst one done

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  How did it go?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.

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  The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.

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• (415): View more from California

  Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high

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