i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.