I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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