those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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