I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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