what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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