lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She even gives head with a lisp.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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