did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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