Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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