she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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