I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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