Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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