What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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