Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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