Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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