i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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