He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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