I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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