3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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