There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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