He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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