Your tits are I can't wait for
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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