Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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