ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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