I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
my shit smells like andre
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
