I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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