margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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