My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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