She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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