I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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