The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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