the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
