I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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