I'm drive I can fine osifer
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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