Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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