they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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