Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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