I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
